John
Franklin
,
a
cleaner
from
Illinois
,
decided
last
month
to
mail
himself
to
his
best
friend
as
a
birthday
surprise
.
He
climbed
into
a
large
crate
and
got
his
wife
to
mail
him
to
his
friend
?
s
house
thirty
miles
away
.
____________________
,
crate
got
lost
,
and
____________________
,
the
Mr
.
Franklin's
shouts
and
frantic
banging
,
his
plight
was
not
discovered
for
six
days
.
?
Try
____________________
____________________
____________________
,
I
just
couldn
?
t
get
anyone
?
s
attention
,
?
said
Franklin
.
Postal
workers
recalled
hearing
faint
banging
noises
,
____________________
assumed
it
was
the
depot
?
s
heating
system
.
Franklin's
wife
described
her
husband
as
?
a
raving
lunatic
.
?
?
Saying
____________________
,
I
did
get
a
six
-
day
break
from
his
incessant
pranks
,
?
she
added
.