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Jugar Test
1. 
which of the following would be an effective weapon against a metal spider?
A.
an iron sword
B.
a wooden spoon
C.
fairy dust
D.
a chocolate santa
2. 
how many feet in an inch?
A.
twelve
B.
1/12
C.
it depends how big they are.
D.
none.
3. 
how many times must a man walk down?
A.
forty-two. its the answer to life the universe and everything.
B.
seventy six. he's counting one trombone for each trip.
C.
six of one, a half dozen of the other.
D.
one, two, buckle my shoe.
4. 
et tu, brute?
A.
that's what she said.
B.
no you git, it's your mum.
C.
on second thought, i'd like the dressing on the side, please.
D.
citius altius fortius
5. 
wot ave oo go' iniyer pokkit?
A.
la la la la la ... I CAN'T HEAR YOOOU....
B.
say hello to my little friend!
C.
don't talk with your mouth full
D.
the universe.
6. 
WHODUNIT?
A.
the judge
B.
the jury
C.
the bailiff
D.
the court stenographer.
7. 
hopscoth
A.
there is a typographical error in the question. there's supposed to be a "C" in Hopscotch
B.
actually, it wasn't even a proper question.
C.
there IS a "c". It's between the "s" and the "o"
D.
hopscoth is a real word.
8. 
pick the statement that is true:
A.
i believe i can fly. i believe i can touch the sky. i think about it every night and day. spread my wings and fly away...
B.
you're going to fail. if not at this test, at something else.
C.
this is the right answer.
D.
all of these answers are wrong, so just skip this question.
9. 
2+2=?
A.
4
B.
okay.
C.
?/2=2
D.
this isn't going to add up mathematically, is it? i mean, look at these ridiculous questions!!!
10. 
is this the last question on the test?
A.
yes. i have answered nine other questions already and there are only ten questions on this test.
B.
nope. its either the first or somewhere in the middle.
C.
yeah, cuz this is stupid and im quitting after this question.
D.
No, thank you, i'm full. But it really was delicious!