A
NORMAL
DAY
COWBOY
:
Bar
dog
!
Another
glass
of
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____________________
for
me
and
my
friends
.
BARTENDER
:
Right
away
!
COWBOY
:
In
all
my
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____________________
I
never
saw
anything
as
beautiful
as
those
mountains
.
BARTENDER
:
What
mountains
,
____________________
____________________
?
!
That's
a
giant
cactus
.
COWBOY
:
Ooh
!
(
falling
off
his
chair
)