1
.
As
____________________
as
a
church
mouse
.
2
.
As
____________________
as
a
tortoise
under
its
shell
.
3
.
As
____________________
as
machine
guns
.
4
.
As
____________________
as
the
back
of
a
knife
.
5
.
As
____________________
as
the
ocean
.
6
.
As
____________________
as
thunder
.
7
.
As
____________________
as
the
staffroom
.
8
.
As
____________________
as
a
razor
.
