If you're late for something important, …
If you wear a new white shirt or dress, ...
If you want to sleep on the plane, ...
If you take something that doesn't work back to a store, ...
If you are in a hurry, the person in front of you …
If you get to the airport early, ...
If you park a long way from a restaurant, …
If you are Single and you meet somebody at a party who you really like, …
there will be a hyperactive five year-old in the seat behind you.
all the traffic lights will be red.
will have a problem with his or her credit card.
you will find a parking space right in front of it.
it will work when the salesperson tries it.
he or she will already have a partner.
you will spill coffee on it.
your flight will be delayed.