Know-it-all (who continually affirms the breadth of their knowledge)
Alien Believers- who are positive aliens have already landed
Annoying Craft Lovers - who can fashion ingenious and useless objects out of thin air
Deaf Uncle Harry (deaf as a post but won't admit it)
Wannabe Cooks - who can't even boil water
Coffee Freak - for whom one cup a day is bliss
Crafting with Cat Hair(littering your home)Amazon bestseller
World's Largest Coffee Cup(20 regular cups) Enough for army
Giant ears will enable him to never say 'huh' again
Roswell UFO crash site soil. Dirt trod upon by real aliens
Inflatable roast turkey. Perfect substitute for burnt roast
Book of General Ignorance: They had it wrong all the time.