1. I’ve been singing since I was two years old.
6. Why are carrots good for the eyes?
3. Your dog’s been chasing a man on a bike.
4. A crazy-looking guy asked me the time earlier. ‘Ten past two,’ I said. ‘That’s funny,’ he replied.
5. Dentist: What’s wrong? I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. Patient:
2. Student: Do you tell students off for something they haven’t done? Teacher: No, of course not. Student:
B Well, have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
A Don’t be silly. My dog’s never ridden a bike in its life!
C It’s not surprising you’ve lost your voice then.
E Good, because I haven’t done my homework.
D I know, but you’re standing on my foot!
F I’ve been asking people all day and I’ve had different answers each time!