toughest ankles saloon nugget butt whore stomped beers
One
day
after
striking
it
rich
in
Alaska
,
a
miner
came
down
from
a
mountain
and
walked
into
the
nearest
,
he
quickly
greeted
the
bartender
and
said
"
I
want
to
find
the
meanest
roughest
toughest
in
Yokun
"
.
The
barman
,
he
said
,
"
well
she's
here
,
uptairs
,
third
door
on
the
left
"
.
So
the
miner
gave
him
a
big
gold
to
pay
for
the
whore
and
two
bottles
of
beer
.
He
grabbed
the
beers
,
up
the
stairs
,
kicked
off
the
third
door
on
the
left
and
yelled
,
I'm
looking
for
the
meanest
,
roughest
and
whore
in
Yokun
.
The
woman
in
the
room
looked
up
at
him
,
the
miner
,
and
said
,
"
well
you
found
her
"
.
Then
she
got
naked
,
bent
over
,
and
grabbed
her
.
"
Wait
!
How
do
you
know
I
want
to
do
it
in
that
position
?
"
Asked
the
miner
.
"
I
don't
,
she
replied
,
I
thought
you
might
want
to
open
those
before
we
get
started
"
.